To Whom It May Coerce

Posted on Tue Apr 11th, 2023 @ 10:07am by Chief Warrant Officer Arex
Edited on on Tue Apr 11th, 2023 @ 10:21am

376 words; about a 2 minute read

Mission: Season 1 Interlude II (E5.5)
Location: Risa
Timeline: ID 6.5

Memorandum To: All Active Duty Starfleet Officers, Risa
Title of Memo: Mandatory Non-Urgant Medical Screening

It has come to light that a hereto benign infectious agent on the Risan surface has begun to show an upward trending curve towards widespread infection. Starfleet Medical would like to take this opportunity to inform all recipients of this message that the dangers posed by this infection are minor, and are of negligible effect.

However, given the rapid uptake of infection cases across the Risian surface, it would behove Starfleet as a body to act in the best interests of the wider interstellar community. To that end, all senior officers of Commander rank and higher must report to their nearest Starfleet Medical facility for screening and administering anti-parasitic medications.

Starfleet Medical Office,
Risa Starbase
Office of Commodore Yoto

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I know you’re out there you pompous overbearing Vulcan excuse for a stand-up comedian. This sort of thing has your cloak and dagger misfit brigades smell to it, and don’t pretend differently! This infectious agent has the potential to turn millions of Federation citizens into a hive mind of hedonists, and whilst some might find that an interesting philosophic and sociologic thought experiment Division 14’s standing orders are not to let the Federation become more fucked than it already is.

To that end, I suggest a meeting. Your team, my team, and a neutral location where we can share information and I can clarify your supporting role in an ongoing medical emergency That Division 14 is in charge of. Because that is what this is, and your strand shit SWAT team is not needed for what amounts to aggressive athletes foot. Medical & Scientific Investigations are Division 14’s responsibilities, and not…whatever yours are.

After the last time we tried working together I know asking you to think of the greater good would be like asking a Ferengi to give to charity, but that was years ago. And we’re both bigger men, of whom I have a charter from the Office Starfleet Medical and the United Federation of Planets Council. Not only is mine bigger, I have three of them you pointy-eared scam artist.

CWO Arex
Division 14
Starfleet Medical

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